Confessions

Confessions. Sometimes it just feels good. I also like to do it because I know there are others out there who have done the same things. It's nice not to feel alone.

Here they are in no particular order:

• I once ate my child's entire advent calendar...before I even gave it to him.
• I ate a whole large pizza to myself.
• I will google a word probably three times a day, and will sometimes change my entire sentence to avoid a word I can't spell.
• I love the smell of arm pits. Especially a man's after a hard days work. 
• I also love the smell of cute little baby feet. (I know, I am totally weird)
• I sneak into my kids room at night just to look at how big they are getting.
• I want more babies, but I am scared that if I do, I wont be a good enough mom to them all. 
• I wish I was cooler and had a better sense of style.
• It bothers me that certain people in my life don't support me. They won't even read this...
• I have a secret desire to be pulled over by a cop and try to talk myself out of a ticket.
• When I lay in bed, sometimes I like to hold my hand on my boob...I don't know why.
• I never worry about what people think of me, but sometimes I think I should.
• I wish I could say what I really feel sometimes....
• I like to eat ice cream in the tub.
• Sometimes my son will act to much like me, that it makes me mad at him.
• I wish I would have gone to school to be a fashion designer.
• I once made a whole tray of puffed wheat squares and hid it in my underwear drawer... Ate it within a day. 
• I have wanted breast implants ever since high school.
• I kissed a girl and I liked it.
• I don't drink. But sometimes I think I should!
• I wish I was more of a perfectionist.
• I once got so high that I feel off my chair at the dinner table...after eating the topping off an ice cream cake. I was 18.
• I think I am sexier than I actually am.
• I am so terrible at math.
• I think my husband is sexy, even in his blue long johns with white socks pulled over them.
• I had to google "long johns"
• I never got over my sister moving out. I miss her a lot. 
• It's been 13 years since my dog died. I want another one, but I still don't think I'm ready. I miss him.
• I cherish my friends. They get me through, and keep me going. 
• The Booty Camp Girls saved my life, gave me purpose and keep me fit. I owe them everything.
• I have had to bury cupcakes in the garbage, under something gross, so I won't go back and dig them out.  
• I also had to google "gross".